Candy Cane Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Potluck Jokes More Potluck Jokes

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Tournament Jokes More Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it