Candy Cane Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Tournament Jokes More Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Potluck Jokes More Potluck Jokes

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.