Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Furrie Jokes More Furrie Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"