With a knife!
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Mango!
But chessy but gets a good giggle :D
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
Make the jacket first.
With your clothes off
He cuts them short.
A sphinxter.
Now I've got to cut you.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Because she was a girl.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas