Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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A cloth.

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Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !