Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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Kick em.

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Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Though his chest with a knife

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While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Because it's worth it.

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