Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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By hare (air) mail.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)