Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Bock Goodale

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!