Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Ghana Jokes More Ghana Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39