Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German outkast?

Hey, ja!

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me