Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up