Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Ghana Jokes More Ghana Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out