Bye, son."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
You've got a lot of potential, son."
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Bison"
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
Dude,I already did my time.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Son "Having an adopted son."
Cliff
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
A: Bison
Whichever you'll excel in, son."
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
THESE are the brakes!
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif
Arman.
That's my buoy !
Abort mission!
I miss you.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
The Son is attracted to black
Son of a Bith!
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Kim jong-deux
Because he's Autistic.
Have a good one, son."
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
What son *Dad cries with joy
He cut all his fingers off !
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Son: "Who's farted"
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
I'm Prada you son."
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
Cliff.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
I can't even look at you anymore!"
A: A milkshake.
a milkshake
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
What does Y-E-S spell "
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Afroturf.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
To scare off Cat burglars!
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
