Alzheimer Disease Jokes

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.