Alzheimer Disease Jokes

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.