Jfk Jr Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Martha Jokes More Martha Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Martha Vineyard Jokes More Martha Vineyard Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot