Jfk Jr Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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The crews got marooned

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What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane