There are more pussies on a mens soccer team
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
A submarine, obviously.
The A-Men