A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
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Diddly squat
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
I don't know you tell me.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
It's on the front page
You know he did it.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
I don't know, I've never tri
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
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None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
Nobody would know
Well hell-if-i-know!
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
I don't know, I'm just flying the drone
She gives you the eye.
I don't know I just fly the drone.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
We don't know, they've never tried it.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Their lips are moving.
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
I don't know, I just click "submit"
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
They know how to tuck away junk.
We know where live, your family too!
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We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
A Pimp
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
A self-awarewolf.
nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
clearly, you wouldn't know...
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
I didn't know disasters can run for office
When it shows no vital sines
Need to know ASAP.
Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
She has to chew.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
You check its logbook
I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
He felt his presents.
He starts coffin...
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
Because they know all the short cuts!
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
There are poodles everywhere!
PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.
Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
You.
For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
They can feel it in their bones.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because they don't know what a full house is
I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.
He knows where the naughty girls live.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
I don't know. Torqu?
Episcopaleontologists
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
Because you didn't know they had it.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
The Battery has a positive side.
Unemployed
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
When it has metaphor.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Chairman Miaow !
Euthanasia.
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
Only Juan...
Nunja.
They are used to being chaste.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Leonardo Di Cardio
