Intercept Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.