Intercept Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.