Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.