Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Both are good places to find Catfish

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Where does a dog get a new tail?

At the Retail Store

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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a new last name