Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.