Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"