Soda Machine Jokes

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"