They both don't work and always take your money
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They both say insert Bill here
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
It's their knees that go first.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
In a snow bank.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
A futility knife.
So he could go to Otter Space.
The vending machine.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Because it was soda-pressing
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
