They both don't work and always take your money
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They both say insert Bill here
Both say Please insert Bill.
He came to work baked.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
She puts it on her bill
A: You should bill Gates.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
The vending machine.
Because it was soda-pressing
Because it's soda pressing.
It can't buy you money.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
All they talk about is the presidential erection
Vending machines.
I want my quarter back!