It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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Crude Oil.
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Because they're Master Baiters.
A-fish-in-sea.
They're always getting com-busted.
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They tell you.
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
He became enlightened.