Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Ingest Jokes More Ingest Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight