It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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Crude Oil.
They're all going to be 65 this year.
They're always getting com-busted.
Nuked
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If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
He became enlightened.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Namaste.