It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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Crude Oil.
They're all going to be 65 this year.
When she tells you, say no
She's the one with the dirty knees.
They're always getting com-busted.
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He became enlightened.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
An orthopedic sturgeon. :D