Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!