Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.