Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

You might also enjoy:

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.