It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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He became enlightened.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Who cares!
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Because the floors Argon.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
A tuna.