It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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He became enlightened.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Crude Oil.
He got cancelled.
Banned from
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Because the floors Argon.
Noble rocks
The cast-a-net.
A goldfish.