It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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He became enlightened.
He didn't give a sh...
Urine trouble!
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Long time no sea.
Salman Rushdie.
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Crude Oil.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
It's Bill Withers.
None, they enlighten themselves.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.