Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop