Tentickles.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Niisan.
They both like bombs
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
A two-eyed onion.
Because of their national diet.
Tokyo Drifter
Commit sushi
Ohio
Japanese
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nuclear explosions are bright
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
Pirates.
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
Because they're pirots!
American ships.
Nadasaki
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Vote
Because he had a cataract!
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."
Slanta Claus.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Turkey
Bumpkin pie!
They were MAROONED!
Motorist: I was only following orders.
They vote.
He votes!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Boneless chicken
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
a paleontologist.
