Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Trail Tear Jokes More Trail Tear Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed