Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.