Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.