To see if blondes have more fun.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
because it's waxing
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
None. They are all on the outside.
The outside !
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Gladiator.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
Scare spray!
A good vacuum cleaner !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I got my hair straightened out."
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
A: She wanted to tease hair
Just one hair.
Trans-ginger
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Wavy !
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Bare
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
A: It matches their mustaches.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
A trans-ginger
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Eclipse it.
The baa-baa shop.
Coal'd.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
Gruesome.
Kick him in the balls
Because the marketing department cuts itself.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Because it was a wrecked tangle
Ptui"
spits*
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Oinkment.
Divorced.
A: They want to measure their intelligence.