Hair Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Blonde Dye Jokes More Blonde Dye Jokes

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Whores?

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