Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food