Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg