Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.