Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.