Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.