Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.