Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.