Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man