Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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A baked potato

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A baked potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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because they're high rollers