Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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A baked potato.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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420 graze it

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Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)