Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.