Good Dj Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.