Cancer.
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MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Your Bike
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
They both want tablets for Christmas.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
He felt his presents.
Alive. He would be alive.
Because God bless America
It's Christmas, Eve!
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Boo Jeans
A haunting license
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
A: Women!
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
He had a *lovely finish*.
He had a wail of a time.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
A barber!