A Krismas goose.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Secretary: My lawyer.
A: Scary Christmas!
He said it was too tight."
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Because Noel.
Sandy Claws Merry Christmas
Gee, you knit
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Fancy a bite
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Mean-opoly.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Carrie Fisher.
Oh comb all ye faithful'
Hypothermia.
Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad
Cancer
They are writing to Satan.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Really lonely.
Eggnog-stic.
Best vicious of the season
Cancer.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Yule ln!
Ince pies!
They both have Sandy Claws.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
They both drop their needles !
They both have ornamental balls
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Santa's little Elvis.
It's in Decembrrrrr.
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
An oviposition set
They planet
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
They both have ornamental balls.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Elephanta Claus !
Single Bells"
Their balls are for decoration only.
Cancer!
Jungle bells.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dolly.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A ghoul Yule!
new gloves for the cold days
Coincidence on 34th Street
It's Christmas, Eve!
Cancer. :(
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
A pineapple !
J Coal
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Berry Christmas!
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Santa Clues.
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Yule Britannia !
He had been illumi-naughty
Cancer!*
Santa Jaws !
Their balls are only for decoration.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Because he was knotty!
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Because it's Boxing Day!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
I love Satan
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Grave-y !
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Chick to chick !
Cross mouse cards !
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
A Wii fit
Santapplause !
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
It's Christmas, Eve.
Knotty Pines.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
My 401k
I don't like sprouts!"
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Mooooory Christmas!
Hard work and dedication.
Because he needed one.
Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen
By banging 7-gram rocks.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
Believe in reincarnation.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
White Christmas.
Racist.
A: March 4th.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Because he was a fungi
They are always party fowls.
Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.
asks his wife. "31 black"
