A Krismas goose.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Secretary: My lawyer.
A: Scary Christmas!
He said it was too tight."
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Because Noel.
Sandy Claws Merry Christmas
Gee, you knit
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Fancy a bite
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Mean-opoly.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Carrie Fisher.
Oh comb all ye faithful'
Hypothermia.
Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad
Cancer
They are writing to Satan.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Really lonely.
Eggnog-stic.
Best vicious of the season
Cancer.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Yule ln!
Ince pies!
They both have Sandy Claws.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
They both drop their needles !
They both have ornamental balls
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Santa's little Elvis.
It's in Decembrrrrr.
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
An oviposition set
They planet
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
They both have ornamental balls.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Elephanta Claus !
Single Bells"
Their balls are for decoration only.
Cancer!
Jungle bells.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dolly.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A ghoul Yule!
new gloves for the cold days
Coincidence on 34th Street
It's Christmas, Eve!
Cancer. :(
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
A pineapple !
J Coal
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Berry Christmas!
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Santa Clues.
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Yule Britannia !
He had been illumi-naughty
Cancer!*
Santa Jaws !
Their balls are only for decoration.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Because he was knotty!
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Because it's Boxing Day!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
I love Satan
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Grave-y !
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Chick to chick !
Cross mouse cards !
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
A Wii fit
Santapplause !
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
It's Christmas, Eve.
Knotty Pines.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
My 401k
I don't like sprouts!"
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Mooooory Christmas!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Old
50 pounds.
An ion!
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
They hate plaque buildup.
You owe Eve an O.
Parents.
A white Christmas.
