A different bar.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Knock on the hatch.
A bargain
O'Pressive.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Dublin down
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Patty O'Furniture
O'Pressors
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
a Mickey Moose
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
A: When it's french fried.
There's one less drunk.
Irish handcuffs.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Lepre Kahn
Because he never left the pub.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
A paddy melt!!
Shaun O'flanagan
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
He said, "do we now "
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
If they had one more it would be to farty
Paddy O'Furniture
None
Paddy O'Furniture!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Paddy o' Furniture
Patti O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture.
A redhead who can tan.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
Hillary got off Scott-free.
Europe!
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Diving
It was in A-minor
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
One less drunk.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
