A different bar.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Knock on the hatch.
A bargain
O'Pressive.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Dublin down
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Patty O'Furniture
O'Pressors
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
a Mickey Moose
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
A: When it's french fried.
There's one less drunk.
Irish handcuffs.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Lepre Kahn
Because he never left the pub.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
A paddy melt!!
Shaun O'flanagan
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
He said, "do we now "
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
If they had one more it would be to farty
Paddy O'Furniture
None
Paddy O'Furniture!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Paddy o' Furniture
Patti O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture.
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Silver Mullet
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
Mourning, everybody!
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
A brief case.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Two thirty
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
To make a difference.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
