A different bar.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Knock on the hatch.
A bargain
O'Pressive.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Dublin down
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Patty O'Furniture
O'Pressors
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
a Mickey Moose
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
A: When it's french fried.
There's one less drunk.
Irish handcuffs.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Lepre Kahn
Because he never left the pub.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
A paddy melt!!
Shaun O'flanagan
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
He said, "do we now "
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
If they had one more it would be to farty
Paddy O'Furniture
None
Paddy O'Furniture!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Paddy o' Furniture
Patti O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Autipsy.
A Friar
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Germany. German children are kinder.
Lesbians
Patty-OFurniture
Because one more would have been too farty.
Drunkin Donuts
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/
One less drunken Irishman
Because there is no Turkey
1 GB
The incredible Sulk.
It was degrating.
