A different bar.
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A: Knock on the hatch.
A bargain
O'Pressive.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Dublin down
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Patty O'Furniture
O'Pressors
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Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
a Mickey Moose
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
A: When it's french fried.
There's one less drunk.
Irish handcuffs.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Lepre Kahn
Because he never left the pub.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
A paddy melt!!
Shaun O'flanagan
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
He said, "do we now "
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
If they had one more it would be to farty
Paddy O'Furniture
None
Paddy O'Furniture!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Paddy o' Furniture
Patti O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture.
On less person is drunk
One less drunk person.
Because attachments are forbidden
Cugat to love my jokes !
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Drunkin Donuts
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Good Mornin'!
A: Third grade.
The designated driver.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
I apollogize.
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
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