Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

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My toe sis!

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Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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