Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Mitosis!

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It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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