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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"