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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

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They couldn't be further from my mind.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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Watch your step!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.