Salvador Dali Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast