Salvador Dali Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.