Ching-Ching.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because to them it's boring.
A water sprinkler.
Hop suey!
Nii haw!
Like Tso.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
It weighs *Won-ton*
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
A crusty asian
With their erections.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they don't like Tibet
The eggrolled
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
they vote
A pan, duh!
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Hi Ping
Ding Dong
Make it Tso!
A mahjong face
ChinkedIn.
Wonton.
Where my dogs at "
Chinese food.
Wong Wei
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A Mandarin
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Ching Chong
A slanted-iPhone
A crushed asian
Because its just wong
Coloured eggrolls!
A: A car thief who can't drive!
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
I can't bereave it!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Chinatown
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Mi Hao.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Fill the tank
Because the prices are so steep
Slow clap
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
Failure to pull out in time
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Snakes and Larders !sna
Not everyone gets it
Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Juan
Carry the Juan
He was shot in the face.
A clothes hanger.
