Ching-Ching.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because to them it's boring.
A water sprinkler.
Hop suey!
Nii haw!
Like Tso.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
It weighs *Won-ton*
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
A crusty asian
With their erections.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they don't like Tibet
The eggrolled
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
they vote
A pan, duh!
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Hi Ping
Ding Dong
Make it Tso!
A mahjong face
ChinkedIn.
Wonton.
Where my dogs at "
Chinese food.
Wong Wei
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A Mandarin
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Ching Chong
A slanted-iPhone
A crushed asian
Because its just wong
Coloured eggrolls!
A: A car thief who can't drive!
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
I can't bereave it!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Chinatown
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Mi Hao.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
A No. 2 pencil.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Turnover.
Because Sharon is Karen.
What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG
The 4Skins
Slayer.
one one appreciates good head
Danke
Make-bereave
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
