Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
Peaking duck!
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Chinko De Mayo
Its his name.
All are equally oxymoronic.
Lmao Zedong
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
lay floss over their eyes
BAO BAO BAO BAO
Dind Dong
Cha Ching
Trigger.
Thai-Won Shu.
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
wo ai ni
Wai Tu Yung
Mr. Do Ping
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
A wok on.
Racism has many faces...
Two Wongs don't make a white
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
Nanking Donuts
Oven mitts.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Hola.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
A clementine
After the last dog they just ate.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Hau Ling.
racism has many faces
Use the fork, Luke.
Racism has many faces.
A Chu Chu train
May I have Eurasian plate?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
A Woky Talky
The 4/10 cookie
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Make it Tso's Number One."
How, are you?
It's because two Wongs don't make a white.
a 2nd born.
Press pray.
Cha-chink!
They throw silverware on the ground!
Phil Ming
Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.
888 MSG
Eh... It's tso-tso.
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
They all have chinks in their armor.
Food.
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Starving.
Because it was too froggy outside.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Pilot season
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Kind Ling
Ping Pong
Just China be funny.
Bing fwong dong 9/11
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Ask him to take wok.
A wok.
A pilot you racist!
Gooks of Hazard
There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.
Infant children.
Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
Chopsticks
Hee Lan To
Because there's nothing wong with it.
The Hanbook
Your Ti"ming"!
It'll dim sum
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Goo goo gai pan!
Yellow labs
Rice.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
I'm only Peking.
Cha-Ching
Ricesis
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
A bumblegee
Desserted
Hop suey!
Chinese food.
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
It's harder to break bills.
They're afraid of change.
Put a peg on it's nose !
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
I don't know and I don't care.
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
They only work 10% of the time.
Because the prices are so steep
