Because the steaks were too high...
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One that insults a farmer.
A buccaneer
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
He tractor!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Deja Moo!
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
An udder failure !
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Because the farmers milk them dry!
He kilt himself
The difference is what people you hate
Memory loss.
Your arms have gotten sore.
Because they are illuminachos.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Elaine
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
Steaks.
Steak and negs. In shame and solitude
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
Fog
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
