What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.