Mother Whore Jokes

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?

I don't know but your mother's a whore!

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What's the difference between you and a naked ringneck?

One's a plucked pheasant, and I don't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet?

I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.

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