What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet?

I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!