What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet?

I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.