What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !