What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.