What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!