What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.