Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?