Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

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