What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!