Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"