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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !