Big Finger Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

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Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo?

Falloffalottapuss

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What do you call a Black-Asian?

Hung

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!