Big Finger Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

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What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Big Nose Jokes More Big Nose Jokes

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!