A frothel
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Rabies!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Haitians
They keep the tips.
Jupiter
What has a foot but no legs?
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Through the Hodor
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!