A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
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A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.
A bi-polar bear.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.