What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.