They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.
A catastrophe !
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
WASWAS.
Daesh Network
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
Fowl play !
A nerd herd!
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.