What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.