What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.