What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.