What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.