What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.