What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four