When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!