Anesthesia Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.